Toddler Rules

My 2 year old has one of the best bibs everrrr. Going to write this down for you all because I crack up at it every time I read it. It may also remind you of a certain segment of the MMO player base....

Toddler Rules

1. It's mine if I like it.
2. It's mine if I think it's mine.
3. It's mine if it looks like it's mine.
4. It's mine if it's in my hand.
5. It's mine if I can take it from you.
6. It's mine if I had it for a while.
7. It's mine if it's yours and I take it.
8. It's mine if you left it at my house.
9. It's mine and it can't be yours in any way.
10. It's mine! Mine! Mine!

...hehe...I love it.

D out.